Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Dear Kathy Sawada:

Thank you for your stirring grassroots YouTube video. I can't tell you how pleased I am to see that these gifted children, of their own accord, without undue influence from their parents, decided to participate in this wonderful expression of "light, hope, courage and love". And such perfect little children. Not a Down Syndrome one in the bunch! (I can see how that would have been awkward.)

These children are so persuasive that I think this video should not stand alone but, rather, be the first in a series. Future editions could explore other great liberal themes such as choice (definitely want to keep the Down Syndrome kids out of that one!), global climate change and, of course, community organizing. The possibilities are endless! I'm sure that, of their own accord and without undue influence from their parents, the children would love to continue to participate in these expressions of free speech.

Peace, love, hope, courage, change, choice and Obama,
A Big Phan

Dear Most Popular One-Man Political Blogger in the World:


I can't stop myself. I keep returning over and over again. I tell myself, "no, don't give him the traffic" but, late at night, when nobody's watching, I crawl back. You draw me in like a moth to the flame.

You are a loathsome, offensive brute; yet I cannot look away.

Under your spell,
A Big Phan


UPDATE: For those that don't get it, see here.

Dear Readers:

Feel free to read my phan mail.

Sincerely,
A Big Phan